The ghost and the bagel

My stomach is empty

My stomach is empty

 

 

What did the ghost put on its bagel?

A Skeletons Riddle

Lazy Bones

Lazy Bones

 

Why are skeletons do cool, calm, and collected?

Brian Boru and the leprechauns

Brian Boru King of Ireland

Brian Boru
King of Ireland

A young man named Boru was exploring forgotten corners of Ireland when he was captured by Leprechauns. Hornswoggle the Terrible wanted to put Boru to death for trespassing into their realm.

The King of the Leprechauns, Brina, took pity on the hapless wanderer, and offered Boru his choice of death. He would allow Boru one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was true he would be shot full of arrows. If it was false he would be thrown down the bottomless Well of Boney Graves.

Boru liked neither option, and proved his mettle by making a statement that halted his execution. What did he say?

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